“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”

“Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.”

“Hello, my name is ees Lebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my coooooookies…”

“Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind.
If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.”

“Because that was some mega tense awkwardness, a real 'Hello my name is Ever and I'll be your next stalker' kind of moment…”

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

“I am ashamed to think how easily we capitulate to badges and names, to large societies and dead institutions.”

“What’s her name? Claire, what’s her name?”

“Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.”

“What's her name?"

"None of your business."

"That can't possibly be her name.”