“Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.”

“(after coughing) …and then you cough and die.”

“It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.”

“I was in the airport and there were these big snowboarder guys and they had white masks around their necks, and as soon as they saw me, they put their masks on. So I just went, "*cough, cough, cough* You wanna egg rorr?"”

“He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough.”

“As it has been said:
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love.”

“Sonny, don't you tell me what's worthwhile--true love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. Everybody knows that.”

“I do not cough for my own amusement.”

“It is said that love and a cough cannot be hid.”

“49. Love and a cough cannot be hid.”