“It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”

“The green reed which bends in the wind is stronger than the mighty oak which breaks in a storm.”

“I bend but do not break.”

“Sometimes in your everyday life, you should say the right thing. But the wrong thing is funnier.”

“Their closeness wouldn't break, but it would bend and stretch into a new shape.”

“You get tragedy where the tree, instead of bending, breaks.”

“Hearts are tough, Most times they don't break. Most times they are only bend”

“Software breaks before it bends, so it demands perfection in a universe that prefers statistics.”

“And I won't break and I won't bend,
But someday soon we'll sail away
To innocence and the bitter end.
And I won't break and I won't bend,
And with the last breath we ever take
We're gonna get back to the simple life again.”

“So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly drunk.”