“And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.”

“[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."”

Dril Twitter user

“A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.”

John Steinbeck book Cannery Row

“I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.”

Martha Gellhorn (1908–1998) journalist from the United States

“Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?”

Kerry Jackson

“People always like to make up stories. I am not planning on getting married. Then again, I might wake up tomorrow and decide to get married!”

Leonardo DiCaprio (1974) American actor and film producer

“I want to marry her, when I grow up to be a man.”

Tamora Pierce book Mastiff

“Loving, we've been loving, but sometimes hate is better
You can't keep out the killers with love, man
Hating, we've been hating, but only love can heal up the hate ~ Nightfriends”

Steve Kilbey (1954) British artist

“There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.”

Jean Cocteau (1889–1963) French poet, novelist, dramatist, designer, boxing manager and filmmaker

“If a lady dislike a man with a beard, eavesdropping men will react by shaving off their beards. This, however, will result in them resembling women.”

Mwanandeke Kindembo (1996) Congolese author