“Bucky: "The last time I cooked you complained."
Rob: "Setting a bologna sandwitch on fire is not 'cooking'."”

— Darby Conley

Satchel: "It was pretty good, though."

Groovitude, page 166 and daily strip for September 1, 2000
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