“In a country like England you can no more be cultured without money than you can join the Cavalry Club.”

“This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.”

“You can learn more by going to the opera than you ever can by reading Emerson. Like that there are two sexes.”

“Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?”

“Once you’ve tasted freedom, it stays in your heart and no one can take it. Then, you can be more powerful than a whole country.”

“There's worse that people can steal from you than money.”

“You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a women's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.”

“Once you understand what money can do it gets harder to live without it.”

“It's easier to find a way to make money at something you love than to learn to love a job that you can make money at.”

“The Olympics can no more lose money than a man can have a baby.”