“Life is all about having a good time.”

“I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.”

“Life was all about being in a certain place, at a certain time.”

“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life.”

“Jiry, don't worry about anything. Go out and have a good time.”

“There is no reason to write pornography when your own sex life is good. Why waste time writing about it?”

“Do you know what a good life is? A good life is a life in which you never have to think about yourself again. You know why? Because you can't think about yourself without producing fear.”

“That quotation about not having time to stand and stare has never applied to me. I seem to have spent a good part of my life - probably too much - in just standing and staring and I was at it again this morning.”

“I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.”

“Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.”