“Can anyone imagine Moses, Jesus, or Gandhi armed with the money-bags of Carnegie?”

“Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.”

“Not since Moses has anyone seen a mountain so greatly.”

“As Rajiv Gandhi was going past me, I got a thought in my head. I thought of how India was helping the terrorists with money, arms and military training. As these thoughts came into my head, when Gandhi was about two or three feet away from me. Yes, I felt an emotion. I despised the Indian Prime Minister. I aimed a blow with my rifle at Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi�s back, below the shoulder.”

“Jesus was handling big money.”

“Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.”

“We never made love in a bag. People probably imagined that we were making love. It was just, all of us are in a bag, you know. The point was the outline of the bag, you know, the movement of the bag, how much we see of a person, you know. But, inside, there might be a lot going on. Or maybe nothing's going on.”

“Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.”

“I've always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, that's the real test.”

“The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms.”