“Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.”

“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”

“So imagine that the lovely moon is playing just for you - everything makes music if you really want it to.”

“Do you want to make a point or do you want to make a change? do you want to get something off your chest, or do you want to get something done?”

“Upbeat tunes make us want to dance around our kitchens and invite friends for dinner. But it's sad music that makes us want to touch the sky.”

“If you want to make history, you have to do historic things.”

“stories make you think and dream; books make you want to ask questions”