“My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses.”

— David Feherty

Feherty joking about his first wife while announcing Bo Van Pelt in 2012 Tavistock Cup. ( YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpK7ipARF3o )

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