
“Jealous?"
"Maybe."
"No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.”
Source: Feast of Fools
Do You Believe in Gosh?
“Jealous?"
"Maybe."
"No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.”
Source: Feast of Fools
Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/napoleon-dynamite-2004 of Napoleon Dynamite (18 June 2004)
Reviews, One-and-a-half star reviews
On Comedy
Source: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/11/03/anchor-woman
“The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet.”
Source: Lost Love Found
“Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.”
Quoted by Anita Loos, Kiss Hollywood Goodbye, Viking Press, New York, 1974, ISBN 0-670-41374-7. Loos goes on to claim that "the aphorism had no validity for Wilson."
Epigrams
“I like people. They're entertaining. I just may laugh at different things than most people.”
As quoted in An Interview with Jim Carrey: We talk to the comedy mastermind about his most reserved performance http://movies.ign.com/articles/498/498545p1.html by Jeff Otto IGN (12 March 2004)
Context: I like people. They're entertaining. I just may laugh at different things than most people. I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes.
“My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.”
Liner notes of An Evening With Groucho (1972) the recording of his appearance at Carnegie Hall.
“The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.”