“[H]aving problems is not a license to vote stupid. People need the tractor to plow the damn field, now.”

“The history of culture shows that foolishness is a twin sister of wisdom. It does not flourish on the fields of pure ignorance but on the fields tirelessly plowed by doctors and professors. Great absurdities do not flourish where one is busy with everyday life. No wonder that sometimes most vigorous thinkers come up with utmost stupidities.”

“The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.”

“I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.”

“Damn, I miss the internet. You could always find people doing stupid stuff on the internet.”

“American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.”

“The world is crazy. You need a license to drive a car and go fishing. You don't need a license to start a family. Two people have sex and BAM! Perfectly innocent kid is born whose life will be screwed up by her parents forever.”

“Sorry about the delay. We were having unholy connection problems of the damned. But things seem to be working fine now.”

“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid one are full of confidence.”