“Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.”

“"Hello, what's your name?"
"My name is Mr. Fischer, what's your name?"
"Bush. I'm Mr. Bush."”

“Hello, my name is ees Lebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my coooooookies…”

“I couldn't pronounce my last name until I was, like, 11.”

“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”

“Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.”

“I can't set my hopes too high
'Cause every 'Hello' ends with a 'Goodbye.”

“Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind.
If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.”

“Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”

“Strygalldwir is my name. Conjure with it and I will eat your heart and liver."

"Conjure with it? I can't even pronounce it, and my cirrhosis would give you indigestion.”