“Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.”

“Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse.”

“I’m all for offending people’s religion. I think it should be offended at every opportunity”

“Some of the people on death row today might not be there if the courts had not been so lenient on them when they were first offenders.”

“Alliteration seems to offend people.”

“Don’t go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.”

“Pure philosophy is not for the impulsive souls. People who are still offended by simple words or a finger pointed at them.”

“The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people.”

“Offending people is better than no reaction at all.”

“The first fruit of forbearance is that people will sympathize with you and they will go against the man who offended you arrogantly.”