“An epigram is the marriage of wit, and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“What is an Epigram? a dwarfish whole,
Its body brevity, and wit its soul.”

“Scientific collaborations are akin to marriages, or temporary marriages. Their breakup is not unlike a divorce and rarely avoids acrimony.”

“I guess the only way to stop divorce Is to stop marriage. ”

“Years and years of marriage prepared me for years and years of divorce.”

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.”

“Divorce is probably of nearly the same age as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.”

“Where there is insight in citation, or wisdom winged with wit, especially from the world of letters, I have quoted liberally. For a good epigram not only makes a point, but a point to ponder. This book provides many such quotations that I have unearthed from the tomes of many writers.”

“I decided that I might adopt that as my new position on gay marriage, that I'm not against gay marriage. I'm just against gay divorce. We should have a constitutional amendment prohibiting them from getting divorced. Because I think we need to protect the sanctity of divorce.”