“If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.”

“Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
"No" Simon said, "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.”

“The more you move, the stronger you'll grow, not like a tree that can be killed if you uproot it.”

“Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I'll nail you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered.”

“You're facing your demons. You'll come out stronger.”

“He'd kill you all right. No sweat. But for the wrong reasons. Amateur's reasons. Of course, you'll be just as dead.”

“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”

“Life'll kill ya,
That's what I said.
Life'll kill ya,
Then you'll be dead.
Life'll find ya
Wherever you go.
Requiescat in pace
That's all she wrote.”

“If to her share some female errors fall,
Look on her face, and you'll forget 'em all.”

“They're looking for something dirty in everything, and if you're looking for something, you'll find it. You have to put up some kind of face for them, and that's the only face they understand.”