“Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
"No" Simon said, "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.”

“There is nothing more painful in the world than Aly when she makes her big eyes. She makes her big hurt eyes, there's nothing you can do. She just kills you.”

Joss Whedon (1964) American director, writer, and producer for television and film

“I hope this means you'll quit asking me to kill you. It gives me indigestion.”

Patricia Briggs book Cry Wolf

“Sweet as sugar. Hard as ice. Hurt me once. I'll kill you twice.”

Amy Winehouse (1983–2011) English singer and songwriter

“Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.”

Jeffree Star (1985) American singer-songwriter, make-up artist, fashion designer, internet personality and model

“She grabbed his arm. "Let it be, son!" she cried. "That child ain't hurt!"
"Not hurt! You look into her eyes and tell me she ain't hurt!”

Mildred D. Taylor book Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry

“If you don’t go after Luke,” Clary said, enunciating very clearly, “I, personally, will kill you.”
For a moment Jocelyn looked astonished. Then she smiled. “Well,” she said, “if you put it like that.”

Cassandra Clare book City of Glass

“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.”

John Green book The Fault in Our Stars

“If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.”

Joss Whedon (1964) American director, writer, and producer for television and film

“Your enemies can kill you, but only your friends can hurt you.”

Marcus Tullius Cicero (-106–-43 BC) Roman philosopher and statesman