“A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.”

“You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.”

“Sorry,” I said sweetly, “I’m the new one with the quick temper and the uncontrollable homicidal tendencies.”

“A fooles bolt is soone shot.”

“you can’t fool all the people all the time,” but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.”

“The confectionary was useful enough to make its destruction eminently foolish; and fools were numerous enough to make its destruction eminently popular. Thus reasoned the emperor.”

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”

“Normally, small talk is enough for me to form an opinion of someone. I make quick judgments, often completely wrong, and then stick by them rigidly.”

“98. A Fool and his Money are soon parted.”

“A bad-tempered man will never make a good-tempered horse.”