“I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.”

“You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog.”

“I like dogs
Big dogs
Little dogs
Fat dogs
Doggy dogs
Old dogs
Puppy dogs
I like dogs
A dog that is barking over the hill
A dog that is dreaming very still
A dog that is running wherever he will
I like dogs.”

“I think myself I ought to be shot for writing such nonsense…. But it's unquestionably good escapist literature and I think I should rather like it if I were sitting in an air-raid shelter or recovering from flu.”

“I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.”

“I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.”

“I pray thee let me and my fellow have
A haire of the dog that bit us last night.”

“Give a dog a bone, leave a dog alone. Let a dog roam and he'll find his way home.”

“Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar. I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal… the dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox, to the 21, fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide… and the dog lost as well.”

“If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog.”