“Would you like to see the menu?" he said, "or would you like meet the Dish of the Day?"

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“Good evening,” it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, “I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?”

—  Douglas Adams, book The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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