“I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.”

“I’d rather be ruled by a competent Turk than an incompetent Christian.”

“I am all the ages I've ever been.”

“I believe that everyone else my age is an adult whereas I am merely in disguise.”

“Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence”

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”

“Spiritually evolved people, by virtue of their discipline, mastery and love, are people of extraordinary competence, and in their competence they are called on to serve the world, and in their love they answer the call.”

“Love this job," Sanya murmured. "Just love it."
"I need to challenge more people to duels," Thomas said in agreement.
"Men are pigs," Murphy said.
"Amen," said Molly.
Lea gave me a prim look and said, "I've not sacrificed a holy virgin in ages.”

“I am the entertainer, the idol of my age
I make all kinds of money when I go on the stage
You see me in the papers, I've been in the magazines
But if I go cold, I won't get sold
I get put in the back in the discount rack
Like another can of beans.”

“He was neither lazy nor incompetent; he merely had occupational claustrophobia.”