“It's healthy to say uncle when your bone's about to break.”

“To think new thoughts you have to break the bones in your head”

“Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed.”

“Sticks and stones can break your bones, but names can kill you.”

“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but watch out for those damn words.”

“Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell.”

“A jest breaks no bones.”

“I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.”

“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches.”

“Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?”
“Okay, I see how it sounds weird when you say it in that tone of voice”