“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.”

— Steven Wright

I Have A Pony (1985)
Context: I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

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