“Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”

—  Alan Moore, book Watchmen

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English writer primarily known for his work in comic books 1953

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