“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?… I got a cookie after all… Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”

“We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”

“Weasel cookies.”

“IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.”

“I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way.”

“Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.”

“I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.”

“Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you.”