“Every pretty girl is a heartbreaker”

“[H]e could not escape thinking of her, being the slave for the moment of every pretty girl. Good young men generally are.”

“All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.”

“Pretty girls make graves.”

“There's lots of pretty girls in Mozambique.”

“The pretty girl is always right.”

“Groups of girls are pretty, or not; they are seldom mixed.”

“No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.”

“Slutkiss girls, won't you promise her smack?
Is she pretty on the inside?
Is she pretty from the back?
Slutkiss girls, won't you water her rack?
Is she pretty on the inside?
Is she pretty from the back?
Slutkiss girl, molasses, rot blackstrap
Is she rotten on the inside
Is she ugly, ugly from the back?”

“Never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret.”