“I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."”
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
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American actor and author 1955Related quotes

The End (1946)
Context: I didn’t feel well, but they told me I was well enough. They didn’t say in so many words that I was as well as I would ever be, but that was the implication.

Source: Earthsea Books, A Wizard of Earthsea (1968), Chapter 9

“I don't consider myself to be a quote-unquote "good girl". I'm not prim and proper and polite.”
Filmcritic.com interview (2000)
Context: I don't consider myself to be a quote-unquote "good girl". I'm not prim and proper and polite. I'm very honest, and I love talking about sex, or people's deviances. I love psychology. I like listening to or talking about any personality traits that are unusual. That's what I like about acting.

On an interview on The O'Reilly Factor (6 February 2016)
2010s, 2016, February

On his return as interim CEO of Apple, as quoted in TIME magazine (18 August 1997)
1990s