“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.”

“You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.”

“Then watch out. I warn you!"

"That is very considerate of you," said Chrestomanci. "I like to be warned.”

“The stage is like a cage of light. People are no longer afraid of you - they are the ones out there in the dark, watching.”

“What could it be like to find out, in a matter of minutes, that the person you believed the sun rose and set on was not the person you'd thought?”

“VAMPIRE ACADEMY:

Rose- See something you like?
Dimitri- Get dressed.

LAST SACRIFICE:

Rose- See something you like?
Dimitri- Lots”

“If it works out, it's the best thing in the world. If it doesn't work out, it's like having your heart torn out and chopped up into little pieces while you watch. It leaves a big hollow space that never really heals.”

“Rose: "You see something you like?"
Dimitri: "Get dressed.”
-Rose Hathaway & Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)”

“I always sit here like a majestic prick between two balls.”

“You and I have never liked each other, Rose. If I’ve got to kill someone, it might as well be you.”