“Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode.”

—  Fiona Wood

Source: Six Impossible Things

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British–Australian physician and plastic surgeon 1958

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