“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

“Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?"
"Poisoned peanut butter."
"Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.”

Scott Westerfeld book Peeps

“There are big bad wolves all over the world who tremble at the sound of his name, yet a little puny coyote girl peanut-buttered the seat of Bran Cornick’s car because he told her that she should wear a dress to perform for the pack.”

Patricia Briggs book Frost Burned

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

Bill Cosby (1937) American actor, comedian, author, producer, musician, activist

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

Jack Benny (1894–1974) comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

Judy Blume (1938) American children's writer

“Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

Kate DiCamillo book Because of Winn-Dixie

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

Bill Allred

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

Janet Evanovich (1943) Novelist