“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

“Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?"
"Poisoned peanut butter."
"Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.”

“There are big bad wolves all over the world who tremble at the sound of his name, yet a little puny coyote girl peanut-buttered the seat of Bran Cornick’s car because he told her that she should wear a dress to perform for the pack.”

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

“Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!”

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”