Ze Frank: Likeness

Ze Frank is American online performance artist. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
Ze Frank: 52   quotes 0   likes

“The president said some words, like nouns and verbs.”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-15-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

“Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck.”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/052406.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

Marriage , Time

“A surprise party is where your friends and family lie to you to make you feel alone and unloved. Then, when they throw you the party they would have thrown, regardless, you experience a sudden rush of emotion as your depressed self returns back to normal. Some people think that life in general's like that. They keep waiting for the party. I call that: denial.”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_03-30-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

Life , People , Lie , Family

“Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?!”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/052406.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

Water

“Pat Buchanan likes to say we're in a culture war. The Civil War was a culture war, and brothers killed brothers. I wonder if they avoided dinner conversation about politics. What if this culture war turned into a real war? I'd look back on that dinner and wish that I'd ordered a side of argument.”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-08-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

War

“I'm not sure, but I think I might be an adult…. Someone the other day told me I should act more like one, but I don't even know what it is. What's an adult? I blame it on my parents; they caught it before I was even born. When I break things now I have to pay for them. I rarely get cake at parties anymore. When people give me sheets of paper I'm not supposed to draw on 'em. I'm just supposed to put the letters of my name on a line. Where's the fun in that? People get funny when I say the obvious, like "you've got a big nose." All of a sudden I'm supposed to know about the weather. And have plans! I even checked on the internet and no one's working on a cure. I'm not sure I like it.”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-06-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

People , Thinking , Parent , Drawing

“Who likes the little little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do, a-chicka quack quack.”

Ze Frank

"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

“in the summertime sometimes i sleep "macho": ah, white t-shirt, no underpants. Sleeping macho looks very attractive on a man. I feel like it helps me breathe.”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/thewiki/the_show:_11-16-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

Feeling , Sleep , Help

“(On airplane etiquette) Although reclining your seat is technically your right, just like free speech if you exercise it to your limits everyone around you will think you're an asshole.”

Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_08-23-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

Exercises , Thinking