Ze Frank: Quotes about thinking

Ze Frank is American online performance artist. Explore interesting quotes on thinking.

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“This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to.”

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“Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.”

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/04/040506.html
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“I don't think you understand what the word cool means…. Being cool is about not participating in traditionally enjoyable experiences and creating the illusion that happiness can be found in alternative, less enjoyable experiences. The degree to which other people around you try to emulate your alternative lifestyle and fail determines how cool you are. You're only as cool as people wish they were.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-13-06
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“A surprise party is where your friends and family lie to you to make you feel alone and unloved. Then, when they throw you the party they would have thrown, regardless, you experience a sudden rush of emotion as your depressed self returns back to normal. Some people think that life in general's like that. They keep waiting for the party. I call that: denial.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_03-30-06
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“I'm not sure, but I think I might be an adult…. Someone the other day told me I should act more like one, but I don't even know what it is. What's an adult? I blame it on my parents; they caught it before I was even born. When I break things now I have to pay for them. I rarely get cake at parties anymore. When people give me sheets of paper I'm not supposed to draw on 'em. I'm just supposed to put the letters of my name on a line. Where's the fun in that? People get funny when I say the obvious, like "you've got a big nose." All of a sudden I'm supposed to know about the weather. And have plans! I even checked on the internet and no one's working on a cure. I'm not sure I like it.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-06-06
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“(On airplane etiquette) Although reclining your seat is technically your right, just like free speech if you exercise it to your limits everyone around you will think you're an asshole.”

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_08-23-06
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