Steve Martin: Quotes about people

Steve Martin is American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer. Explore interesting quotes on people.

Steve Martin: 162 quotes20 likes

“Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! (audience repeats) I promise to be unique! (audience repeats) I promise not to repeat things other people say! (audience repeats, laughs) Good!”

Comedy album A Wild and Crazy Guy

“Some people have a way with words, and other people… oh, uh, not have way.”

“I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.”

Steve Martin book Shopgirl

Source: Shopgirl

“How many people have never raised their hand before?”

Source: Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

“People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director."”

Introducing the film editing award at the Oscars.