Steve Martin: Likeness

Steve Martin is American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.

Steve Martin: 162 quotes20 likes

“A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

Comedy album A Wild and Crazy Guy

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”

“Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”

“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. – I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”

Comedy album A Wild and Crazy Guy

“Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman — it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.”

Hosting the 2001 Academy Awards