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“I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning... But never at dusk! Never at dusk, I would never do that.”

Steve Martin

Comedy album A Wild and Crazy Guy

“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.”

Steve Martin

As Harris K. Telemacher in "L.A. Story" (1991)

“I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.”

Steve Martin

Introducing the best adapted screenplay at the 2003 Academy Awards

“Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! (audience repeats) I promise to be unique! (audience repeats) I promise not to repeat things other people say! (audience repeats, laughs) Good!”

Steve Martin

Comedy album A Wild and Crazy Guy

“Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?”

Steve Martin

As Harris K. Telemacher in "L.A. Story" (1991)

“I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.”

Steve Martin

Source: Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

“I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.”

Steve Martin

Source: An Object Of Beauty

“She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.”

Steve Martin book Shopgirl

Source: Shopgirl

“Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.”

Steve Martin

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”

Steve Martin

“I gave my cat a bath the other day… they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”

Steve Martin

“How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?”

Steve Martin book Shopgirl

Source: Shopgirl

“… it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.”

Steve Martin book Shopgirl

Source: Shopgirl

“Comedy is not pretty.”

Steve Martin

Comedy album "Comedy is Not Pretty"