Rita Rudner: Want

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“I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

Rita Rudner

Best of the Improv, Vol. 3 (2003)

Anniversary , For Him , Love , Life

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”

Rita Rudner
People

“[One of my friends] was in labor for 36 hours. (I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.)”

Rita Rudner

On childbirth
Essay 2, p. 7
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)

Feeling

“Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”

Rita Rudner

Essay 7: "Should I Get My Head Analyzed or Just My Hair?", p. 24
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)

People , Happiness