Michael McIntyre: Quotes about babies

Michael McIntyre is British comedian. Explore interesting quotes on baby.
Michael McIntyre: 30   quotes 1   like

“My son's got two words: "car" and "map", that's all he can say. [baby voice] "Car, car, map, car!" [normal voice] I'm fairly worried he's trying to escape. So if the next word is "passport," we're in serious trouble.”

Michael McIntyre

Live at the Apollo (November 26, 2007)

Cars , Baby

“Scottish Guy heckled… "You're a bastard, Michael." … Oh I might not be, but I know that's the first word of a newborn Scottish baby!”

Michael McIntyre
Guy , Baby

“See, you learn about humans when you have a baby. Like girls. Girls are so much more advanced than boys. I seriously think that girls are born in conversation. Like, they come out of the womb, talking: "Are you my mother? Lovely to put a face to a name."”

Michael McIntyre

Live and Laughing (2008)

Love , Girl , Boy , Thinking