Karl Pilkington: Look

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“I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 2 Episode 2
On Life

“Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about”

Karl Pilkington

3 Minute Wonder, Episode 1
On Life

“Hypothetical: Shipwrecked and eating a penis- …I'll look for something else. We're surrounded by water. Why are we eating knob?”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 3 Episode 3
On Food

“You know how they say people have six senses? There's loads more than that. [The ability to feel someone looking at you], that's been around since man and dinosaur were knockin' about.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 1
On Biology

“If he's 27 today, he would have been 26 last week, and he doesn't look 26. He didn't look 26 last week, and he looks older than 28 today.”

Karl Pilkington

Xfm 24 November 2001
On Stephen Merchant

“The best thing you can do is look after yourself. Get on with it.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 2 Episode 5
On Sayings

“I was at some night once, right. It was some night out and er, some people come running on stage. And some music started coming on. These four people came running out, it was two women, two blokes. It wasn't gay an' that. It was just a normal night -well, y'know, some party night out. These people come running on. You've got two women, you've got two blokes. They whip their knickers off. The fellas whip their undies off. All at the same time, like er, whatsit? Cheryl Baker was in it… Bucks Fizz. So that happened and all I'm saying is, right; before I had a look at the woman's bits, I just had a cheeky glance at the fellas' bits, just checkin' it out, checking everything's normal down there. Believe me, I had a look at the ladies' bits but I didn't know how long that pants were going to left off for.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 2
On Nudity

“Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 2 Episode 1
On Art

“On seeing an ultrasound picture- It was an awkward situation because she was happy with it. I was like 'Oh God'. It was an odd looking thing. I couldn't say 'Oh, it looks like you' because that would be a dis.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 2 Episode 2
On Medicine

“Karl's diary - Woke up at 9.55am. Soon as I woke up, I looked at Suzanne and she looked at me. I said, Did I tell you about the immune system? Suzanne starting laughing, I said it's amazing. She said, Not now.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast - Bonus Disc
On Biology

“Talking about being in heaven- It's not fair though because all them lot have been up there ages with like a chance to get a bit of sun on the body and that so they'll look alright. I'll be wandering about with underpant marks and stuff.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast - Bonus Disc
On Nudity

“At some point, somethin has had it away with a leaf [Karl's explanation of an insect which has evolved to look like a leaf to protect itself from predators]”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 3 Episode 3
On Biology

“Get married, get on with it, email us the pictures, we're happy to have a look.”

Karl Pilkington

The Moaning of Life, Karl on Marriage

“Is there anyone else that you look like, Steve, or would you say you're a bit of a one-off?”

Karl Pilkington

Xfm 28 June 2003
On Stephen Merchant

“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.”

Karl Pilkington

Xfm 21 December 2002
On The Elephant Man

“If I was Noah, I would have gone, Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, let it drown, have a bit of a clear out, but he was messin' about savin' everythin”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 5
On the Bible