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Karl Pilkington is English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer. Explore interesting quotes on bit.
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“Yeh I know but, I remember one on our estate, right. And she was a bit… what's the word that you can use cos I don't want to offend anyone? I'd say mental… but sort of mental homeless, is that a term?”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 2
On People

“On homosexuals- They're more up for a bit more experimentation an' that -Podcast Series 1 Episode 2”

Karl Pilkington

On Sex

“On Steve's dancing ability- er, it's just like a bit of weird art”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 3 Episode 4
On Stephen Merchant

“They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle… get it locked up.”

Karl Pilkington

3 Minute Wonder, Episode 4
On Nature

“You build up to it, don't you? You have that bit of a chat, and you go alright? Hows it going?. You get on an' that and then a little baby pops out.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 3
On Sex

“I was at some night once, right. It was some night out and er, some people come running on stage. And some music started coming on. These four people came running out, it was two women, two blokes. It wasn't gay an' that. It was just a normal night -well, y'know, some party night out. These people come running on. You've got two women, you've got two blokes. They whip their knickers off. The fellas whip their undies off. All at the same time, like er, whatsit? Cheryl Baker was in it… Bucks Fizz. So that happened and all I'm saying is, right; before I had a look at the woman's bits, I just had a cheeky glance at the fellas' bits, just checkin' it out, checking everything's normal down there. Believe me, I had a look at the ladies' bits but I didn't know how long that pants were going to left off for.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 2
On Nudity

“The first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch it you will probably think - boy that would be bad having a head like that being picked on - the third time you are probably thinking, er, how does he get his jumper on, er, then dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But, but it's well worth watching.”

Karl Pilkington

Xfm 07 December 2002
On The Elephant Man

“Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 3 Episode 5
On Food

“Talking about being in heaven- It's not fair though because all them lot have been up there ages with like a chance to get a bit of sun on the body and that so they'll look alright. I'll be wandering about with underpant marks and stuff.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast - Bonus Disc
On Nudity

“Is there anyone else that you look like, Steve, or would you say you're a bit of a one-off?”

Karl Pilkington

Xfm 28 June 2003
On Stephen Merchant

“Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island…from the rough bit…”

Karl Pilkington

Xfm 21 June 2003
On Monkeys

“If I was Noah, I would have gone, Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, let it drown, have a bit of a clear out, but he was messin' about savin' everythin”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 5
On the Bible