Karl Pilkington: Likeness (page 2)

Karl Pilkington is English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.

Karl Pilkington: 320 quotes 3 likes

“If that was on my road the council would be like "Get that down, its a deathtrap!"”

Karl Pilkington

To Ricky and Steve about The Great Pyramids.
An Idiot Abroad

“But hummus. When did that happen?…but there's a restaurant down the road that that's all they do. That is isn't a proper meal, that's a side-order innit? That's like having a restaurant just floggin' tomato ketchup. Hummus isn't a meal. They don't even try and kid ya to get you in to flog you just hummus, they actually say Oh it's hummus today. Not gonna work, they shut down within a month.”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 2 Episode 3
On Food

“It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating”

Karl Pilkington

3 Minute Wonder, Episode 1
On Nature

“If anythin', like I said, he didn't do us a favour, he saved too much. You can't move out there for stuff (Referring to Noah saving every animal)”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 5
On the Bible

Animals

“Like I say, the first time I saw Steve I was never havin' a go, it was just, 'oh that's different' but you know, Steve, I was never havin' a go, it's just that thing, 'oh right interesting”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 6
On Stephen Merchant

Time

“If I was Noah, I would have gone, Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, let it drown, have a bit of a clear out, but he was messin' about savin' everythin”

Karl Pilkington

Podcast Series 1 Episode 5
On the Bible

“On seeing an ultrasound picture- It was an awkward situation because she was happy with it. I was like 'Oh God.'”

Karl Pilkington

It was an odd looking thing. I couldn't say 'Oh, it looks like you' because that would be a diss.

Podcast Series 2 Episode 2
On Medicine

God , Happiness