Karl Pilkington: Trending quotes (page 8)

“If anythin', like I said, he didn't do us a favour, he saved too much. You can't move out there for stuff (Referring to Noah saving every animal)”

“On cutting open avocados- It's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.”

“A stitch in five saves fifteen or whatever - Another re-evaluation by Karl of the phrase 'A stitch in time saves nine”

“Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island…from the rough bit…”

“I think some bacteria have better lives than that [Karls interpretation on the life of an innuit]”

“Like I say, the first time I saw Steve I was never havin' a go, it was just, 'oh that's different' but you know, Steve, I was never havin' a go, it's just that thing, 'oh right interesting”

“They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?”

“If I was Noah, I would have gone, Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, let it drown, have a bit of a clear out, but he was messin' about savin' everythin”

“Flies used to be happy-go-lucky, on their own; the sun’s out, have a fly about. Now, there’s little attacks going on.”

“I'm surprised that I won the race to the egg. I'm not a good swimmer. If I was back in there now I'd go forget it, let them lot go first.”

“We're just a weed in the universe”

“What do dogs do? Sniff each other's arse. They don't knock about going "Let's try a chatup line."”

“All I'm sayin is.. I've since found out what they do do with 'em.. and if they do do that with them.. give 'em a go on that.”

“Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!”

“I'm really happy, I just don't choose to show it.”

“It serves a purpose.”

“Could the world fall?”

“Were you a tall baby?”

“On seeing an ultrasound picture- It was an awkward situation because she was happy with it. I was like 'Oh God.'”