John Mulaney: Likeness

John Mulaney is American actor and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
John Mulaney: 52   quotes 1   like

“Building a gazebo in the middle of the civil war, that'd be like doing stand-up comedy now.”

John Mulaney

Kid Gorgeous (2018)

War

“Crazy people are like that. They have unlimited crazy currency. [...] The things they say mean nothing to them, but they mean everything to me.”

John Mulaney

The Comeback Kid (2015)

People

“I didn't mean to make it sound like we don't want children. We don't, but I didn't mean to make it sound like that.”

John Mulaney

The Comeback Kid (2015)

Children

“I don't like confrontation, 'cause I've never been in a fight before. Though maybe you could tell that from the first moment I walked out on stage. I don't give off that vibe. Some people give off a vibe of, like... Right away, they're like "Do not fuck with me."”

John Mulaney

My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
The Comeback Kid (2015)

People , Fight

“I like having a puppy that's a bulldog, 'cause it's like having a baby that is also a grandma.”

John Mulaney

The Comeback Kid (2015)

Baby , Grandma

“From an early age, I tried to be funny for the adults. [...] I think I thought and feel still that I have to provide that in order for people to like me.”

John Mulaney
People , Thinking , Age , Feeling

“A "hero" is any man who does his job. You a lot of times see headlines that are like, "hero tutor teaches after school", and you're like, yeah.”

John Mulaney

New in Town (2012)

School , Time

“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”

John Mulaney

New in Town (2012)

“Now, I don't know if you've been following the news, but I've been keeping my ears open, and it seems like everyone everywhere is super-mad about everything all the time.”

John Mulaney

Kid Gorgeous (2018)

Time , Madness