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“You spend most of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don't wannt to walk into the ocean.”

Kid Gorgeous (2018)

“The world is run by robots, and we spend most of our day telling them that we're not a robot just to log on and look at our own stuff.”

Kid Gorgeous (2018)

“I don't like confrontation, 'cause I've never been in a fight before. Though maybe you could tell that from the first moment I walked out on stage. I don't give off that vibe. Some people give off a vibe of, like... Right away, they're like "Do not fuck with me."”

My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
The Comeback Kid (2015)

“I was raised Catholic. I don't know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

The Comeback Kid (2015)