Ilona Andrews Quotes
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Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together. Wikipedia  

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Ilona Andrews Quotes

“Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“I prefer the term ‘sexual deviant’ myself,” Saiman said.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Strikes

“Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds

“It’s not an abomination. It’s a bunnycat.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Breaks

“All men are liars. All women are liars, too.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Burn for Me

“This was heaven. "Hey, baby," Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Breaks

“Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bites