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“I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.”

Source: Magic Burns

“You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.”

Source: Magic Strikes

“You will not pass!” Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.”

Source: Gunmetal Magic

“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

Source: On the Edge

“Curran looked at me. “What the hell was I supposed to do, catch the werebison as he was falling?”

Source: Magic Strikes

“He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps.
"I win.”

Source: Magic Burns

“You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.”

Source: Magic Bleeds

“You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.”

Source: Magic Burns

“You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed."
I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.”

Source: Magic Burns

“Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.”

Source: Magic Slays

“Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.”

Source: Magic Strikes

“When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.”

Source: Magic Bleeds

“You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.”

Source: Magic Strikes

“You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
"I only did it once."
"Once was weird enough, thank you.”

Source: Magic Slays

“We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.”

Source: Magic Burns

“Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I find your attempt at levity inappropriate."
"Consider me properly chastised.”

Source: Magic Bleeds

“Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.”

“I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.”

Source: Magic Strikes

“I'm welding the bimbo room shut.”

Source: Magic Bleeds

“I'll call you," he repeated.
"If you call me, I won't pick up the phone."
"You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone.”

Source: Magic Bleeds