Groucho Marx: Man

Groucho Marx was American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on man.

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“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.”

“Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”

This may be original with Groucho, but the Quote Investigator http://quoteinvestigator.com/category/jim-brewer/ mentions the earliest report found in a 1958 issue of Boy's Life magazine where it is attributed to Jim Brewer. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. <br class="br">Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx