“I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“Is he all scarred now?”“Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.”Derek Landy Source: Playing with Fire
“So that plan worked out well.'Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see what happens."'All the same,' he said, 'I think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully.”Derek Landy Source: Playing with Fire
“I think zombies are kind of cute.”“Seriously?”“I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies or bunnies?”“Bunnies.”“Then it’s bunnies I’m thinking of.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“They might be kittens," she said hopefully."They're stalking us.""They might be shy.""I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie.""Puppies, then?”Derek Landy Source: Playing with Fire
“Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?”Derek Landy Source: The Faceless Ones
“You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about things while I…''Don't?''Exactly,' he said happily.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked,keeping her voice low.“The last time we were in this building, we accused theGrand Mage of being a traitor,” Skulduggery said. “Yes, I thinkwe’ll be waiting long.”Derek Landy Source: The Faceless Ones
“Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise you know? 'oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought”Derek Landy Source: Mortal Coil
“It all depends on whatyou're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about just about every religion on the planet - they're all so incredibly selfish.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“Reading those books is all he does these days. I think he’s even read some of them. What kind of disturbed individual would read the same book twice, I ask you?”Derek Landy Source: Last Stand of Dead Men
“Do you think it would be quite so easy to kill them now that your weapon has been destroyed?' he sneered. 'No,' she said, frowning at him, 'Obviously not.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're thinking of, though. To the other one. The one that ends with P. do you want to know what it was? It was troop." She frowned. "Wait that's not a word.”Derek Landy Source: Kingdom of the Wicked