“We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding.""Stop right there!" shouted one of them.Skulduggery held his hand to an ear he didn't have."What's that?""Stop!""Keep going?""STOP!""OK, we'll keep going.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery”Derek Landy Skulduggery PleasantSource: Skulduggery Pleasant
“She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.”Derek Landy Source: Last Stand of Dead Men
“Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.'And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.”Derek Landy Source: Playing with Fire
“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”Derek Landy Source: Mortal Coil
“He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…”“And this is exactly what I mean.”“Our love is written in the stars.”“And there you go again.”“I love you.”“You bore me.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?”Derek Landy Skulduggery PleasantSource: Skulduggery Pleasant
“Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“We may need to focus here.''Right. Yes. OK. Turn around.''Are you going to throw something at me?''What? No, I'm getting out of bed.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer
“They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said.'I daresay I'm not.”Derek Landy Source: Death Bringer