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“A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly.
"Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed him.
"Really?"
"god no. That was terrible”

Source: Playing with Fire

“Dexter, please put your shirt on. Valkyrie’s getting distracted.”
“I’m not,” she said, then smiled at Vex. “You don’t have to put your shirt on.”

Source: Last Stand of Dead Men

“She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.”

Source: Last Stand of Dead Men

“Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.”

Source: Trick or Treat

“While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of sheer boredom.”

Source: The Maleficent Seven: From the World of Skulduggery Pleasant

“Wait, do they even know I'm coming with you?"
"No. But they like surprises. Almost always.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“We didn't die,' she said.

Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.'

I am pretty,' Valkryie said, managing a grin.”

Source: Playing with Fire

“You're late,' he said.
'I'm beautiful.'
'You're always beautiful.'
'I'm always late too.”

Source: Death Bringer

“I have sought you out to cure me.'
'To cure you of what?'
'Of this cursed affliction.'
'I cannot cure stupidity.'
Scapegrace frowned.”

Source: Death Bringer

“Is he all scarred now?”

“Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.”

Source: Playing with Fire

“I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.”

Source: Death Bringer

“Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet.”

Source: Death Bringer

“Guild doesn't like me."
"That's true."
"He doesn't like you, ether."
"That is mystifying.”

Source: Playing with Fire

“Peace means nothing without freedom.”

Source: Kingdom of the Wicked

“Desmond, don't poke the baby!'…
'I'll get you next time-'
Don't threaten the baby either!'…”

“Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It’s lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work.”
-Skulduggery”

Source: The Dying of the Light

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

Source: Playing with Fire

“The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.”

Source: Death Bringer

“You be sure to throw the book at him, you hear me? I feel violated, Detective. Violated."
"I'll throw this table at you if you don't give us the names we're looking for.”

Source: Kingdom of the Wicked